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I almost died Saturday night.

In a flash, I saw all 35 years of my life flash by and I thought that was going to be it.

I had went over a friend’s house earlier at around 5pm, hung out til about 10 and left.  I was driving down 79th street watching the cops shake down a car full of guys, when I felt something warm and furry slowly crawl up my right back and onto my shoulder.

I felt something tickle my ear and cheek and I let out a loud scream, swerved my car over and was ready to jump out when I hear loud purring.

WTF!?

PURRING?!

Yes, purring!

I turn to look and it was a CAT in my car!  I just KNEW that Jason or Freddy had broken into my car and was going to kill me on my way home.  I even said to myself, “Mama! I’m coming home!”  I have never been SO afraid in all my life.  All because of this damn cat!

This cat is a stray from my neighborhood who has suddenly decided he wants to be MY cat. (I say he, because he still has his little furry twins) He’s a diluted tabby with white face/chin, belly and feet.  He also follows my father and my guy friend like he’s in love! He followed my guy friend up and down the street and back to my porch like he was on a leash!

The cops heard me scream and saw me swerve over.  Two of them ran over and flashed a light on me and I had to explain why I was driving like I was nuts by pointing at the pounds of fur purring loudly in my ear.

They laughed at me and sent me on my way.  I didn’t want to leave the cat over there, so I decided to bring him back to my neighborhood.  He was a good little travel companion except when I stopped, then he decided he wanted to crawl all over me, my steering wheel and my dashboard! 

I stopped at McDonald’s to get something to eat and he was all in the cashier’s face, STILL PURRING!  I’ve never heard this cat meow, all he does is purr.

I finally got him back to the block and let him out to which he immediately went to a bush and relieved himself.  I’m SO glad he didn’t pee in the car.

But get this, usually I stay at my friend’s house overnight and leave the next evening.  If I had did that, the cat would have been in my car for over 12 hours with no air.  This night, I decided to leave my windows cracked and I left early!

I still don’t know how lil fucker (That’s what I call him) got into my car to begin with, but now I know I’ll have to do a complete check whenever I pull off to make sure I don’t have any hitchhikers!

angels-and-angles:

Wow, accidentally deleted my original post. Reblogging so I can keep it in my archives.

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As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…

“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things a girl can do, whether they mean it or not.”

and ”The perennial location of nice guys everywhere.”

Although this hypothetical situation could work both ways, friendzone is almost always applied to a man who is rejected by a woman. Therefore, there is something inherently unequal, something inherently sexist about the term “friendzone”. But what and why?

From my experience, this is what friend zone is. A “nice guy” pursues a woman, but isn’t forward with his intentions from the get-go like, say, a “jerk”. The woman is pleased to see a man who is interested in her not as a sexual object but as a human being and wishes for things to stay that way. The man is not satisfied with seeing the woman as a human being because being “expected to support a girl” is a bad deal if she’s not putting out.

Before I delve into the sociological aspects of this, I just want to point out that ”friendzone” is no more pleasant for a woman than it is a man. First, that is to say unrequited love works both ways, but the person who doesn’t return affections is considered mean only when she’s a woman. And second, what option does the woman have in a traditional “friendzone” situation? Just stop talking to a close friend to avoid “leading him on”? In high school, I found out my best friend of 2 years liked me. Having to tell him I didn’t feel the same way and being immediately ex-communicated via Facebook status (“Thanks for wasting my time”) was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. Were our two years of friendship invalid because I didn’t want anything more? Was all our time together really wasted because there was no hypothetical pay off?

Guys who do this and claim to be “nice guys” are the worst misogynists because of their sense of entitlement toward a woman. They make investments in property and expect their dividends. They are fake friends. They are selfish. And they will jump at the chance to vilify you and victimize themselves when their attempts at manipulation don’t work. Clearly, “friendzone” is the remnant of a phenomenon that has plagued women since the beginning of time: women are not independent creatures. Our love lives exist only in the context of a man’s desire. When we make independent decisions, we are subject to a host of derogatory terms. “Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”. “Friendzone” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “no”

eclecticspectrum:

I’m really trying not to laugh but this is too much.

Where are the sedatives? I cannot handle this hilarity. 

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The most EPIC Amazon product review…EVAR!

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super-eklectic1:

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nerdgasmz:

illusionaryrosegarden:

inky-starlight:

johnmakesfunnyfaces:

aelaughingalonewithnekokiyo:

silversolicitor:

sweet-bitsy:

tiaoooooo:

THIS :”) 

PREACH

shojo justice

I have no idea what manga this is, but I like it already.

I need to know what this is. BRB, trying to find it. O_O 

EDIT:  Apparently it’s from a manga called Usotsuki Lily.

Can we make posters of this and just put them up everywhere?

I second that.

*fist pumps*

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kyssthis16:

seeyouintee:

brassparker:

blacknerdjade:

life-is-derptastic:

loxafilly:

metasepia:

captaincrobat:

PLAYER 3 HAS JOINED THE GAME

me

KAJSGDKHSKGHASD

ROFL I CAN’T

Damn it, Bolded! I was drinking! Damn near choked to death!

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nomalez:

kwisdom82:

Came across these online. Miles Morales/Spider-Man cosplay. I think the kid did a good job.

Superbe cosplay de Ultimate Spider-Man/Miles Morales !!

All my posts about Spider-man : www.nomalez.tumblr.com/tagged/spiderman

All my posts about MARVEL : www.nomalez.tumblr.com/tagged/marvel

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threeglassballoons:

cloudspanties:

tuesdayromantic:

 #open the door #get on the floor #everybody walk the dinosaur

omg Ezio why

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annlarimer:

foreverffucked:

bambiandpixie:

Wil Anderson <3

Hope this gets reblogged millions of times.

fuck I love this man.

Please test the interior temperature of the pie before attempting to have sex with it.

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zodiacsociety:

Submission.

Most definitely!

bekuki:

justaddmint:

thetalee:

lornemilee:

luipaardjack:

servomascherato:

spacu:

neonreverberations:

House, Iron Man and Barack Obama. S’all good.

River Tam, GORDAN FREEMAN, Louis CK

………….shit

Walter White, Snoop Dog, and Gordan Freeman

sounds interestin 

River Tam, Link and Doug Stanhope. Badassery and comedy, all on one team!

Sheldon Cooper, Bill O’Reilly, and Captain Jack Sparrow.

Oh man. Jack and I would have to eventually kill O’Reilly due to his constant conflict with Sheldon attracting zombies, and then we’d go and commandeer a ship and sail away so that Sheldon can try to figure out what’s happened and what to do in the safety of the ocean.

Meanwhile, I give Jack lessons in personal hygiene while he tries to repopulate, unsuccessfully.

Dr House; Eminem; And either Sephiroth, Hulk or Captain Jack Sparrow (I’m wearing brown under green and white)…

I have… an interesting team…

Walter White, The Incredible Hulk, and Chuck Norris.

BRING IT.

I have Jack Bauer, BATMAN, Jack Sparrow and  Bruce Willis.

I’m gonna be just fine.

Dexter Morgan, Batman and Jackie Chan.  Wow, this will be interesting!

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fuckyeahdementia:

nice ass, hulk

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witchsistah:

european-booty-scratcher:

kit-kat-o-graham:

negritaaa:

dickens-like-the-author:

queengi:

Bristol Palin.

oops

Welp.

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